At the Cottage

Date Here, 2027 - Date Here, 2027

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We’re going to

the cottage!

Escape the noise and step into a world where high-stakes emotion meets northern tranquility. Inspired by the classic Canadian cottage getaway—where isolated shores, forced proximity (👀), and raw nature heighten every dynamic—this week-long creative retreat offers writers an immersive sanctuary to craft stories of deep tension, passion, and transformation.

Nestled along the sweeping granite banks and dark waters of the historic French River, Return to the Wild combines total creative seclusion with the restorative rhythm of the woods. Whether you are building complex character rivalries, refining intimate plot arcs, or powering through your first draft, this retreat provides the stillness, atmosphere, and space you need to write without distraction.

What’s Included?

  • Accommodations

    Our cozy accommodations are shared in single and shared dorms, each with it’s own ensuite. A few months after registering with us, you’ll have the opportunity to tell us a little bit about yourself. If you’re joining solo or with a friend, we’ll be sure to match you with like-minded writers!

  • Myth-Laced Adventures

    While we’ll go on wild writer walks every day (even one to a nearby waterfall), we’ll have one day full of myth-laced adventure into the Highlands to see Glencoe and other sights where fairies frolic. There will even be opportunities for a wild photoshoot! Author headshots anyone?

  • Food

    Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner are all deliciously provided by our local chefs. Dietary concerns or allergies? We’ve got you all covered. There will be no rumbling tummies at Return to the Wild! All you need to bring is your appetite (and some snacks, if you’re an extra hungry hobbit!)

    Breakfasts will be continental with a delicious mix of fillings options. For lunch we’ll all gather and enjoy locally made meals that are sure to warm you right up on a cool autumn day.

  • Writer's Craft Sessions

    Our adventures will be complimented by daily writer’s craft sessions where our faculty will give inspired talks during group workshops.

  • Local Storytellers & Folklorists

    We’ll be joined by local storytellers, authors, and folklorists to round out our writerly adventures every day.

  • Goody Bag

    Each writer will be greeted by their own brimming goody bag to help inspire and bring a little extra magic to your stay.

  • Transportation

    Worried about getting from the big city to our little village? Have no fear! For this retreat, you transportation is full covered. We’ll take you to and from Edinburgh to Crieff, plus we’ll all frolic together on our highlands adventure day!

  • The Meadow Writer's Club Membership

    You’ll have three months of membership to The Meadow Writer’s Club! A veritable writer’s treehouse for storytellers from all experiences and genres.

What’s not included?

Writing Workshops

Our workshop sessions are designed uniquely for each retreat and location.

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What You’ll Take Home

Or as we like to say How you’ll grow.

  • Confidence in your own storytelling abilities and a fresh reservoir of inspiration to carry back into your everyday.

  • Deep immersive knowledge of Scottish Highland lore—from kelpies and selkies to ancient fairy faith—and practical techniques to weave these archetypes into modern narrative arcs.

  • A Renewed Sense of Magic. An unforgettable Halloween setting in the heart of the Highlands, when the veil between worlds is thinnest.

  • Tools to use the dramatic natural environment (mountains, lochs, glens) as a living character and atmospheric driver.

  • Hundreds or thousands of words written (or many naps taken, if rest is what you need most to nurture your craft) during dedicated, distraction-free writing time.

  • A supportive, like-minded coven of writers who share your passion.

  • Reconnection with nature through a grounded experience in the wild Highlands (while the veil is thinnest!) to recharge your creative spirit.

  • A complete mental reset, with dedicated time and open space to step away from routine, recharge your creative well, and fall back in love with storytelling.

Retreat Schedule

Your

Faculty

Monet Goode

Founder

With a vision for building something meaningful, our founder brings a blend of big-picture thinking and hands-on experience. They set the tone for everything we do.

Sales Manager

Emmet Marsh

Focused, approachable, and driven by results, our sales manager is all about building strong relationships. They help connect people to the right solutions—with clarity and care.

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About French River & the room options

Nestled within the heart of Perthshire, our accommodations beckon travellers to immerse themselves in the beautiful Scottish countryside. Here, amidst rolling hills and ancient woodlands, you’re free to unwind, explore, and reconnect with nature, knowing your stay contributes to the preservation of this special landscape.

Shared room (2-4 writers in a shared room with separate beds and ensuite): £2,600 / $3,450 USD per person*

Secure your spot with a £250 deposit
prices charged in your local currency and do not include taxes, which will be added upon check-out

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